1 00:00:32,122 --> 00:00:34,328 Great. 2 00:00:34,499 --> 00:00:37,750 Hey, I'm just kidding. Or not really. 3 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,502 Saint James Street James. I hate abbreviations� - 4 00:00:41,673 --> 00:00:44,080 so I say my last name. 5 00:00:44,259 --> 00:00:47,343 Now you, I guess you whisper to each other: 6 00:00:47,512 --> 00:00:52,303 "That's what it's all about in the movie- author, writer, actor" - 7 00:00:52,474 --> 00:00:56,139 "professional geologist and a weapons expert." 8 00:00:56,311 --> 00:01:00,973 Yes, that's me. Although the first ones are hobbies. 9 00:01:01,149 --> 00:01:03,556 The rest is lifestyle. 10 00:01:03,735 --> 00:01:06,771 Meat sausage, Peters. 11 00:01:06,946 --> 00:01:11,987 In 1990 I directed films "Pool Boy: No Lifeguards" - 12 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:16,489 and "Pool Boy II: Drown the Rage". Thunder and lightning. 13 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,955 The first one was not published. More on that later. 14 00:01:24,128 --> 00:01:27,082 A sequel? That's another thing. 15 00:01:27,256 --> 00:01:32,381 It was considered so racist, miserable and thought provoking - 16 00:01:32,553 --> 00:01:35,839 that it was forbidden, except in Germany. 17 00:01:38,225 --> 00:01:40,895 Delicious. 18 00:01:41,062 --> 00:01:44,561 After the online petition, whatever it is - 19 00:01:44,732 --> 00:01:47,686 I got permission to present it "The Pool Boy II: N" - 20 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:52,771 as long as I remove the witchcraft and unsupervised boating. 21 00:01:52,948 --> 00:01:54,608 Thanks, Peters. 22 00:01:54,783 --> 00:01:58,614 So there is a movie on offer today and my interview - 23 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,573 as well as the actors who came to life - 24 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:04,998 who did this brave film. 25 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,750 Enjoy it�. 26 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,672 AFTER A MOMENT HAS PASSED 27 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:22,465 THE MOVIE OF THE EVENING 28 00:02:39,658 --> 00:02:45,078 POOL BOY II DROWN THE RAGE 29 00:04:32,847 --> 00:04:34,757 No one. 30 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:40,849 Down, Fontaine. You can die. 31 00:04:41,022 --> 00:04:44,686 Calm down, Bando. Didn't you hear that the war is ending? 32 00:04:44,858 --> 00:04:47,527 Nixon will end it. 33 00:04:47,694 --> 00:04:52,106 Next, you that people of color get a chance. 34 00:04:52,282 --> 00:04:54,524 We can ��nest��. 35 00:04:54,701 --> 00:04:57,108 Are you black? 36 00:04:57,287 --> 00:05:01,035 I just thought that you are really tanned. 37 00:05:02,417 --> 00:05:04,990 I guess the roads��, who took my heart 38 00:05:05,169 --> 00:05:08,704 How long have you been in this shit, baby? 39 00:05:08,881 --> 00:05:14,671 This is another... No, my 48th command here. 40 00:05:14,846 --> 00:05:16,837 What are you going to do at home? 41 00:05:17,013 --> 00:05:21,093 I've been here so long that I don't know where home is. 42 00:05:21,267 --> 00:05:25,810 I haven't seen my wife in 9 years, I haven't showered in 8 years. 43 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:28,898 I just can to shoot between the slanted eyes. 44 00:05:29,066 --> 00:05:30,561 Kill the Yankees! 45 00:05:30,734 --> 00:05:33,938 I can tell what I'm going to do. 46 00:05:34,113 --> 00:05:39,273 I am establishing a swimming pool cleaning I work in the sun. 47 00:05:39,451 --> 00:05:43,283 Maybe I married a housewife, when the husbands are away. 48 00:05:43,455 --> 00:05:46,125 I dress up as a scarecrow - 49 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:49,660 when you married my wife If we wash away the fire. 50 00:05:51,962 --> 00:05:54,631 Come and clean the pools too. 51 00:05:54,798 --> 00:05:57,586 I used to be a pool boy. 52 00:05:59,261 --> 00:06:03,009 I saw too much death. - This kind of death shows! 53 00:06:03,181 --> 00:06:07,843 Those times are behind us. - Come on, it's going to be fun. 54 00:06:12,524 --> 00:06:16,688 It's good. If this the cursed war will end sometime - 55 00:06:16,862 --> 00:06:20,729 we open swimming pools to the cleaning company Losi. 56 00:06:20,907 --> 00:06:23,823 We can be partners. I don't see it yet... 57 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,115 "It washes." 58 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,869 Laughter. "T��lt� washes", guy. 59 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,424 Then the blood. 60 00:06:49,601 --> 00:06:57,061 Even the crooked-eyed rice muddled sudoku bastards! 61 00:07:06,949 --> 00:07:09,867 Do you want me? Here we are! 62 00:07:10,036 --> 00:07:12,907 This is me! 63 00:07:17,835 --> 00:07:19,246 Same guy! 64 00:07:28,511 --> 00:07:30,385 Sarge! 65 00:07:30,555 --> 00:07:34,137 This came to you. The war ended. 66 00:07:35,059 --> 00:07:37,384 THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA: THE WAR IS OVER 67 00:07:37,561 --> 00:07:42,900 The helicopter will take you back to the base. We're going home. 68 00:07:47,613 --> 00:07:50,104 The bastard was right. 69 00:08:02,376 --> 00:08:08,664 Sorry, I was doing snorkel shots. You're probably thinking two things. 70 00:08:08,841 --> 00:08:13,917 1: It is the best movie ever. 71 00:08:14,096 --> 00:08:18,758 2: How can I be so young when I made the film 20 years ago? 72 00:08:19,685 --> 00:08:23,896 Make it simple. I directed this film at the age of 10. 73 00:08:24,064 --> 00:08:28,477 Dad was the boss of the studio, that's why I got the job. 74 00:08:30,487 --> 00:08:34,614 That kind of thing hurts often in Hollywood. 75 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:38,826 Will Smith made "The Karate Kid" for his son again - 76 00:08:38,994 --> 00:08:44,699 and caused Pat Morita to die. A lot of people don't know that. 77 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:57,633 One more, that's a dick. 78 00:08:59,848 --> 00:09:03,928 Such a greasy finger blasted them into the air. 79 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:08,429 We had to open swimming pool cleaning company! 80 00:09:11,108 --> 00:09:14,441 When you turn it on your dog and cat. 81 00:09:14,611 --> 00:09:18,026 You think you know everything. 82 00:09:18,197 --> 00:09:21,862 So what is the square root of 20736? 83 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:25,035 144. - Smell the shit! 84 00:09:25,204 --> 00:09:28,573 You can't drive either! 85 00:09:30,835 --> 00:09:32,661 OPIUM AND Polite WHORES 86 00:09:35,631 --> 00:09:38,252 Pull the curtain away. From there too. 87 00:09:45,389 --> 00:09:48,010 Pretend I'm not here. 88 00:10:03,324 --> 00:10:05,696 All in the pot. 89 00:10:07,786 --> 00:10:11,072 You haven't as much as I have. 90 00:10:15,126 --> 00:10:16,952 What about now? 91 00:10:19,213 --> 00:10:23,791 Your big black American? I wave the rickshaw home. 92 00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:29,044 I came to win money, but I can handle it. 93 00:10:31,225 --> 00:10:33,680 Smell the shit, Jong. - �l�! 94 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:36,597 There was a telegram. 95 00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:40,270 Tell the sender, that� I have other things now. 96 00:10:40,441 --> 00:10:43,976 It's from your wife. He misses you. 97 00:10:46,781 --> 00:10:51,691 Wife here. He misses you. Or my pussy. 98 00:10:54,913 --> 00:10:58,329 Come on. I'm going home, 13 years later. 99 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:03,838 Why 13 years? - That's how long I usually mourn. 100 00:11:04,005 --> 00:11:08,085 I smoke heroin and I'm hooked - 101 00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:11,462 woman whore, i play russian roulette - 102 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:15,717 I get a sexually transmitted disease and I'm about to die again. 103 00:11:15,891 --> 00:11:17,968 Then my life changes - 104 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:22,556 I stop using heroin, I have nightmares and sweat. 105 00:11:23,523 --> 00:11:26,891 Only then will I fly home. 106 00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:43,322 LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 107 00:11:44,543 --> 00:11:47,497 Keep the rest, taxi driver. 108 00:12:06,521 --> 00:12:09,060 Father, you came home! - Hey, son. 109 00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:15,854 Sal... 110 00:12:16,031 --> 00:12:19,281 Nice to see you. I thought you weren't coming back. 111 00:12:19,451 --> 00:12:21,777 I got your email. 112 00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:24,575 I sent it 13 years ago. 113 00:12:24,748 --> 00:12:27,119 The mail went slowly there. 114 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,828 I tried not to cry. 115 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:34,414 Weren't there even phones? You only called once. 116 00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:38,124 I'm sorry, that I only called once. 117 00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:44,343 Damn Alexander Graham Bell... Why is he 6 years old? 118 00:12:44,516 --> 00:12:48,929 He got his start before and was born on a leap day. 119 00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:52,520 24 divided by four is... - Six, I see. 120 00:12:52,691 --> 00:12:56,605 Mijo, I'll do it for you huevos rancheros? 121 00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:59,019 Who the hell is that? 122 00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:04,403 You didn't lie. Your husband is a soldier. 123 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,031 Julio, por favor. 124 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:11,331 Karen, I fought for 12 years here in bamboo hell. 125 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:16,292 And you sleep with the gardener. - I'm not a gardener, ese. 126 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,748 I'm a pool boy. Can't you read? 127 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,415 HERNANDEZ POOL SERVICE 128 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,677 It should read "crap maintenance". 129 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:30,638 I'll drag you to the turd! - Stop it! There's a child here! 130 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,888 Sal, maybe it's best that you leave. 131 00:13:35,063 --> 00:13:38,266 H�ivy lt�, chingata. 132 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:42,767 Chingata? Doesn't that mean reindeer? 133 00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:44,903 Stop it! 134 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:50,201 Sal, stop it. You lost your temper. 135 00:13:50,369 --> 00:13:54,865 It's good. Dad will be here soon, Brian. 136 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:59,085 We call him Julio now. - Yes, of course. 137 00:13:59,253 --> 00:14:03,962 Come in. I took care of her pussy. 138 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:06,967 Have a good rest of the day. 139 00:14:21,857 --> 00:14:26,768 You don't clean en�� pools today... ese. 140 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:43,877 What the hell what is happening to this country? 141 00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:49,411 Unbelievable. 142 00:14:51,969 --> 00:14:54,008 This is America! 143 00:14:54,471 --> 00:14:56,842 Back to you, Manuel! 144 00:14:57,015 --> 00:14:59,304 Really! 145 00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:04,888 These boots are made to marry, Peters. 146 00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:08,100 The scenes you saw were one reason - 147 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:12,024 why the movie was not released. Many have said: 148 00:15:12,195 --> 00:15:16,442 "Saint James Street James, Los Angeles isn't like that." 149 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:21,029 Come closer, zoom in to my tanned face. 150 00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:26,162 Yes, it is like that. My films are so bold - 151 00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:30,118 that� John Singleton is just Chumbawamba. 152 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:35,172 I got a restraining order! She can suck my dick. 153 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:40,253 When I was talking about Thursday, it comes on thursday. 154 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:45,056 Say that I fucked her mother. Hi, what's up? 155 00:15:45,226 --> 00:15:48,392 Saint James Street James was a good partner. 156 00:15:48,562 --> 00:15:52,560 He was a brash, a fool and ten years old. 157 00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:56,945 All that, what I like about the director. 158 00:15:57,113 --> 00:16:02,534 Many of you probably don't even remember to have seen the first part. 159 00:16:02,702 --> 00:16:04,279 You didn't see. 160 00:16:04,453 --> 00:16:08,616 It was destroyed by the angry one whaler with a harpoon - 161 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:12,954 when we were on our way to Cannes the movie I played. 162 00:16:13,128 --> 00:16:15,879 That's how it turned out, pole ten. 163 00:16:16,047 --> 00:16:19,830 I managed to save just a little bit - 164 00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:25,465 which I used as a flashback in this movie. Brain wave. 165 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:28,094 You might notice it. If you don't - 166 00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:32,264 �lk�� shoot brains into the field like one of the test audience. 167 00:16:32,437 --> 00:16:35,189 It was a sad day. 168 00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:40,731 The best thing is that the movie is just like "Matrix". 169 00:16:40,904 --> 00:16:44,818 You don't need to see one to understand the sequel. 170 00:16:44,991 --> 00:16:48,858 That goes for a lot of movies. "Star Wars" - 171 00:16:49,037 --> 00:16:52,903 "Hunters of the Lost Treasure", "Rocky", "Pool Boy". 172 00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:55,489 The style of the same species. 173 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:59,036 In that direction. 174 00:17:06,303 --> 00:17:08,211 How can I help? 175 00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:11,638 This is more difficult as I thought. 176 00:17:11,808 --> 00:17:14,844 Are you an authority? You already took the car. 177 00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:18,719 There is no other measure here worth taking. 178 00:17:18,898 --> 00:17:21,983 It concerns you and your husband. 179 00:17:23,569 --> 00:17:26,190 I'm sorry he's dead. 180 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,272 Oh my God, no! 181 00:17:34,371 --> 00:17:36,197 How did it happen? 182 00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:41,615 A collision occurred. He died in my arms. 183 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:47,958 Only this remained of him. I thought you wanted it. 184 00:17:54,639 --> 00:18:00,843 He said that with the help of the rules we wanted to avoid accidents. 185 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:05,347 Vietnam doesn't have how are you, madam. 186 00:18:05,525 --> 00:18:09,736 In Vietnam? Leroy is as a deep fryer at Burger King. 187 00:18:16,744 --> 00:18:19,317 That is not in the manuscript. 188 00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:25,665 In the manuscript? What is this? Are you making a movie? 189 00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:29,620 After all, this is West 1533 Washington Boulevard? 190 00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:33,841 No, this is East 1533 Washington Blvd. 191 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:36,168 This is another place. 192 00:18:36,345 --> 00:18:39,595 I'll get the gun and I'll shoot you all! 193 00:18:39,765 --> 00:18:41,721 Run away! 194 00:18:42,642 --> 00:18:44,470 Come back! 195 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:49,685 I am often asked how I lost my eyes. Now you know. 196 00:18:49,857 --> 00:18:55,065 Does it hurt? No. It just is the dangers that work entails. 197 00:18:55,238 --> 00:18:58,737 Although I can't watch en�� 3D movies. 198 00:18:58,908 --> 00:19:01,743 Why did I think? according to that scene? 199 00:19:01,911 --> 00:19:04,864 Movie violence more brutal is only - 200 00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:09,581 real power. I wanted to I usually experience both. 201 00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:13,120 That's how raw I am. 202 00:19:15,674 --> 00:19:18,343 I don't ever want to dance. 203 00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:20,716 This is what you get, America. 204 00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:25,714 It concerns you and your husband. 205 00:19:26,809 --> 00:19:29,430 I'm sorry he's dead. 206 00:19:32,857 --> 00:19:35,644 Oh my God, no Jimmy! 207 00:19:36,611 --> 00:19:39,445 How? How did it happen? 208 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:44,773 A collision occurred. He died in my arms. 209 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:51,154 Only this remained. I thought you wanted it. 210 00:19:57,671 --> 00:20:04,089 He said that with the help of the rules we wanted to avoid accidents. 211 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,755 Vietnam doesn't have how are you, madam. 212 00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:15,686 Is that your pool maintenance company? 213 00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:20,147 Jimmy always wanted to pool maintenance company - 214 00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:25,987 so that he could marry a housewife, when the husbands were away. 215 00:20:26,156 --> 00:20:30,617 I know that. He told about it just before starting... 216 00:20:30,786 --> 00:20:32,908 The woman interrupted him. 217 00:20:33,955 --> 00:20:37,406 You do it. Jimmy would like that. 218 00:20:38,877 --> 00:20:40,075 Yes, ma'am. 219 00:20:40,254 --> 00:20:44,463 He would also have liked that you give me 30% of the profit - 220 00:20:44,631 --> 00:20:47,170 on the 1st and 15th of every month. 221 00:20:47,343 --> 00:20:50,758 Cash, no checks. 222 00:20:50,929 --> 00:20:56,267 So that you don't have to pay taxes and I also receive social assistance. 223 00:20:57,185 --> 00:20:58,810 Alright. 224 00:20:58,979 --> 00:21:01,137 That's it. 225 00:21:03,859 --> 00:21:05,269 Thanks. 226 00:21:07,154 --> 00:21:12,194 �l�k� swallow the crap from the Mexicans. I want my money. 227 00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:15,701 Why did you bring the hand? You should have brought a dick! 228 00:21:39,184 --> 00:21:39,929 Hello? 229 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:44,228 Sal Bando, you made a bad mistake when you stole my package. 230 00:21:44,396 --> 00:21:49,105 Sorry, I don't understand. I don't speak Mexican. 231 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,270 Where was Mexico? 232 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:57,321 Salvando. It isn't past participle of the verb salvar? 233 00:21:57,492 --> 00:22:02,533 No, I said Sal Bando. Bando with B�. 234 00:22:02,705 --> 00:22:08,624 Why do you pronounce B as V�? As if you swam across the border. 235 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,454 That's what you did. 236 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:15,456 We are good swimmers. Too bad you're not. 237 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:21,803 What do you learn? Mark Spitz won seven Olympic golds in 1972. 238 00:22:23,766 --> 00:22:27,597 He would have liked teach your wife and son. 239 00:22:27,769 --> 00:22:31,814 They are now in the pool, but they just seem to float. 240 00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:35,732 If you knew even a hair from them, you die. 241 00:22:35,902 --> 00:22:39,603 Baldness runs in Karen's family. Do you understand? 242 00:22:39,781 --> 00:22:42,107 I want my package. 243 00:22:42,284 --> 00:22:47,491 I'll call you in an hour regarding meeting. Comprend? 244 00:22:48,248 --> 00:22:50,490 Comprend? It is a "friend". 245 00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:53,502 No, it... In an hour! 246 00:22:55,338 --> 00:22:56,879 That's a pig! 247 00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:20,444 What the hell? 248 00:23:20,612 --> 00:23:23,861 Damn, are we filming now? - Yes. 249 00:23:24,031 --> 00:23:27,067 Sorry. Do you want water? 250 00:23:28,286 --> 00:23:29,945 Maybe only three. 251 00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:36,707 Good Lord! 252 00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:53,932 Hey, Brian! 253 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:58,015 Why did I even start with you? You are six and dead. 254 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:06,188 You can't die, Karen! 255 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:23,955 Speed ​​up! 256 00:24:36,182 --> 00:24:40,974 No! 257 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,985 Sorry. That scene still affects me. 258 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:55,780 It has happened to everyone - 259 00:24:55,951 --> 00:24:59,569 that the man will take the picture unaware of us. 260 00:24:59,746 --> 00:25:05,120 First we drink a gin and tonic in the hotel bar. 261 00:25:05,293 --> 00:25:08,329 Then you wake up without pants - 262 00:25:08,504 --> 00:25:11,339 Next to Sidney Moncrief. 263 00:25:11,506 --> 00:25:16,334 He was elected twice defender of the year. 264 00:25:16,512 --> 00:25:19,049 It smells like sausage! 265 00:25:22,934 --> 00:25:24,974 I'll take care of this. 266 00:25:25,144 --> 00:25:27,552 Sal, how are you doing? 267 00:25:30,233 --> 00:25:32,724 O'Malley? Are you alive? 268 00:25:32,903 --> 00:25:37,314 And I saw a black Irishman. - I didn't think you'd recover. 269 00:25:37,489 --> 00:25:41,866 After Vietnam? True, but I met Dr. Scholl. 270 00:25:42,035 --> 00:25:45,534 He gave support insoles and I can walk again. 271 00:25:45,705 --> 00:25:49,074 If only my wife and son could do so. 272 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:53,828 �live� now. He is a podiatrist. He doesn't bring them to life. 273 00:25:55,590 --> 00:25:59,124 You are right. You just have to kill the culprit. 274 00:25:59,302 --> 00:26:01,508 Wait a minute... 275 00:26:06,350 --> 00:26:10,846 Hello, compadre. It means friend How's it going there? 276 00:26:11,021 --> 00:26:15,350 It was pretty dead there. - Come here and cheer us up. 277 00:26:15,525 --> 00:26:19,986 I can't there is too much money. 278 00:26:20,154 --> 00:26:23,155 I can come tomorrow to pick up my package. 279 00:26:23,324 --> 00:26:26,942 I look forward to it. Oh yeah... 280 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:31,497 What's the difference with a Mexican and with money? 281 00:26:31,666 --> 00:26:33,408 I don't know. 282 00:26:33,584 --> 00:26:36,204 Money doesn't smell. 283 00:26:38,213 --> 00:26:41,083 Who did you tell? that horrible joke? 284 00:26:41,258 --> 00:26:43,500 To my priest. 285 00:26:43,677 --> 00:26:47,888 For a moment I thought that you declared war on the Mexicans. 286 00:26:48,054 --> 00:26:53,927 I don't. I'm just a Vietnam veteran, who was taught to kill - 287 00:26:54,103 --> 00:26:58,480 and who found his wife and son drowned in the pool. 288 00:26:58,649 --> 00:27:03,607 I guess I'll use it to buy siksp�k Schweppesi�. 289 00:27:03,779 --> 00:27:07,563 Refreshing. What can't beat a cold Schweppes - 290 00:27:07,741 --> 00:27:11,276 when two family members has been killed. 291 00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:17,246 Now I'm leaving, boys. We found the culprit, Bando. 292 00:27:19,794 --> 00:27:22,628 THE HOME OF BANDO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 293 00:27:29,469 --> 00:27:32,754 You are always sharpening things. 294 00:27:32,931 --> 00:27:36,798 That's why I went to bed with a Mexican. 295 00:27:36,976 --> 00:27:43,229 And because you only called once of Vietnam in 13 years. 296 00:27:44,650 --> 00:27:48,730 You had to go steal that damn thing. 297 00:27:49,864 --> 00:27:54,441 And now I'm dead. I hope you are satisfied. 298 00:27:59,288 --> 00:28:02,159 Hey, dad. Shall we go play? 299 00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:04,741 Oh yeah, I'm dead. 300 00:28:04,919 --> 00:28:07,623 Gotta play with Adolf Hitler. 301 00:28:07,796 --> 00:28:10,169 Why would you play with Hitler? 302 00:28:10,341 --> 00:28:12,748 Leap year students you're going to hell. 303 00:28:12,927 --> 00:28:15,678 This is going to be a twist! 304 00:28:23,812 --> 00:28:26,600 Hi, Bando. - Who the hell are you? 305 00:28:26,774 --> 00:28:29,524 I'm just a clown - 306 00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:33,606 who gets a lap dance from your dead wife! 307 00:28:34,489 --> 00:28:38,486 Thank you for stealing that package, gummy bears! 308 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,532 Many people ask: "Saint James Street James" - 309 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:52,293 "why do you use clowns in all your movies?" 310 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:56,461 I got the first one when I was young handshake from the clown. 311 00:28:56,635 --> 00:29:01,379 I still don't know was it a man or a woman under the makeup. 312 00:29:01,555 --> 00:29:05,423 It was a sexual arousal, there was no going back. 313 00:29:13,275 --> 00:29:16,145 You will meet your Creator, chico de la alberca. 314 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:20,187 It means pool boy, white ones. 315 00:29:27,747 --> 00:29:28,743 What the hell? 316 00:29:28,915 --> 00:29:30,788 IS�N'S LITTLE QUINCEANERA 317 00:29:33,418 --> 00:29:38,874 Explore the house. 318 00:29:41,677 --> 00:29:43,170 No one. 319 00:29:46,305 --> 00:29:48,263 I'm a scumbag... 320 00:29:48,433 --> 00:29:50,639 You will die, Mexicans! 321 00:29:52,478 --> 00:29:54,885 Oh shit, I'm dying... 322 00:30:00,444 --> 00:30:01,902 Pendejo. 323 00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:12,531 Hello, blonde. - Isn't it a nice day? 324 00:30:12,705 --> 00:30:17,035 It would have been a great day celebrate a quinceanera. 325 00:30:19,462 --> 00:30:25,216 Quinceanera is celebrated the girl's 15th birthday. 326 00:30:25,384 --> 00:30:28,919 Quinceanera means the celebrant himself. 327 00:30:32,391 --> 00:30:37,977 My son didn't have time to turn 15 and choose whether he wanted to be a girl - 328 00:30:38,146 --> 00:30:42,225 or something in between, i.e. we never get roads��. 329 00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:47,320 But I know that none of you will leave alive - 330 00:30:47,488 --> 00:30:51,402 with gift bags, which I made for this. 331 00:30:53,035 --> 00:30:55,442 If I leave right now - 332 00:30:55,621 --> 00:30:58,621 Can I have a gift bag? and taquitos? 333 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,914 As long as you tell your boss - 334 00:31:01,085 --> 00:31:05,082 ett� pool maintenance services return to the whites. 335 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:09,334 I will do that. Thank you, My daughter loves My Little Pony. 336 00:31:09,509 --> 00:31:12,842 Spider, what the hell? As if you weren't here. 337 00:31:13,011 --> 00:31:17,055 The actor was arrested the day before the filming. 338 00:31:17,223 --> 00:31:20,924 We broke into a prison and we filmed there. 339 00:31:21,102 --> 00:31:25,147 Special effects made "Gremlins 2". 340 00:31:25,315 --> 00:31:29,182 What about the others? - Don't even think about it. 341 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:35,613 All right, let's kill that long one, blond and muscular bastard. 342 00:31:35,784 --> 00:31:37,906 Kill them. 343 00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:46,324 Cut them to pieces. 344 00:31:59,430 --> 00:32:03,380 I'll kill you, gringo. - With bricks? 345 00:32:08,856 --> 00:32:11,774 Now I do pool boy stew. 346 00:32:19,032 --> 00:32:21,238 I don't even know what to say. 347 00:32:21,409 --> 00:32:24,445 I don't know. Happy Independence Day! 348 00:32:36,173 --> 00:32:39,127 excuse me now you were my favorite 349 00:32:39,301 --> 00:32:42,136 Was that necessary? I was in Menudo. 350 00:32:43,639 --> 00:32:45,430 I hate Menudo. 351 00:32:45,599 --> 00:32:50,427 Nobody hates Menudo. Everyone loves it�. 352 00:33:04,157 --> 00:33:06,649 Man vs. Mexican. 353 00:33:06,827 --> 00:33:09,364 Well, the problem. 354 00:33:09,538 --> 00:33:12,289 No problem, amigo. 355 00:33:42,110 --> 00:33:45,395 You can't do it anymore? - You�ll die! 356 00:33:45,572 --> 00:33:48,062 Cool down your emotions. 357 00:33:54,330 --> 00:33:57,284 It hurts, doesn't it? 358 00:33:57,458 --> 00:33:59,200 Menudo... 359 00:34:08,885 --> 00:34:12,134 Now it's up to you the shirt is wet. 360 00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:44,114 Many warned against doing this With Jan Van Hammer. 361 00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:48,955 He was said to be unstable, he often hit women on the tits - 362 00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:51,882 and obeyed only the name� Hannah. 363 00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:57,211 When he set the name man on fire, I knew we had a movie - 364 00:34:57,389 --> 00:35:03,391 which would appeal to arsonists who Hollywood was courting so hard. 365 00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:06,680 Peters! Describe your life in one word. 366 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:09,263 Seashells. 367 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:13,059 It's not backgammon, but anal�. 368 00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:17,815 We are filming now. - So? Alright. 369 00:35:17,992 --> 00:35:22,617 What did you ask? Did I get angry when Jan set me on fire? 370 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:26,452 Are you serious? I don't. 371 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:32,460 Jan Van Hammer turned me on into the fire. I put him in his movie. 372 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:37,257 I don't have kids, but maybe� I can tell the grandchildren - 373 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:39,252 From Jan Van Hammer. 374 00:35:39,427 --> 00:35:44,220 The downside is that that I got burns. 375 00:35:45,684 --> 00:35:49,349 It's an old job. That's hard to get. 376 00:35:49,521 --> 00:35:56,234 Right now I'm playing tennis For Brookstone sleeping pads. 377 00:35:56,402 --> 00:35:59,985 Just a moment. Could you grunt more or less? 378 00:36:00,156 --> 00:36:04,403 I already got the ��net I wanted, this would come in handy. 379 00:36:04,577 --> 00:36:05,857 Let's go! 380 00:36:06,036 --> 00:36:09,240 Sure, if you want judge a burn victim. 381 00:36:11,332 --> 00:36:14,867 Damn whore. Where are we going? 382 00:36:15,044 --> 00:36:17,795 THE HIDING PLACE OF THE MEXICAN 383 00:36:20,216 --> 00:36:23,336 Who's there? - Caesar, Spider t�ss�. 384 00:36:25,596 --> 00:36:32,180 What do you want? My time is precious. I manage a large pool maintenance company. 385 00:36:33,146 --> 00:36:35,387 Silencio! 386 00:36:36,816 --> 00:36:40,434 Your brother is dead. They were murdered. 387 00:36:40,611 --> 00:36:44,690 Ay Dios mio! No Raul! 388 00:36:44,864 --> 00:36:46,987 No, Raul wasn't there. 389 00:36:47,158 --> 00:36:48,985 Gilberto! - No. 390 00:36:49,159 --> 00:36:52,410 Hector? Was it Diego? - No. 391 00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:55,497 tell me now i have 14 brothers�! 392 00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:58,750 Eduardo. - No! 393 00:37:00,337 --> 00:37:03,623 Not my Eduardo! 394 00:37:03,799 --> 00:37:06,753 He was ninth best little brother. 395 00:37:06,927 --> 00:37:11,256 He was going to tune in Honda Civics big. 396 00:37:11,431 --> 00:37:14,348 I know, I already placed an order. 397 00:37:14,517 --> 00:37:15,680 Who did it? 398 00:37:15,852 --> 00:37:20,513 Some white pool boy in Van Nuys. Totally insane. 399 00:37:20,690 --> 00:37:24,639 Call the boys of Cajon. - He already killed them too. 400 00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:29,360 All six? How are you still alive? 401 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:32,275 I had to tell you - 402 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:37,278 ett� the entire pool maintenance business passes back to the whites. 403 00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:40,457 Good job. - Thanks, boss. 404 00:37:40,624 --> 00:37:43,033 Spider... 405 00:37:43,211 --> 00:37:46,544 Do me a favor. - What? 406 00:37:46,714 --> 00:37:48,623 Catch it! 407 00:37:59,976 --> 00:38:04,056 All right, pool boy. If you want war - 408 00:38:04,231 --> 00:38:06,768 I will go to war with you. 409 00:38:08,859 --> 00:38:11,896 Send the caballeros to Van Nuys. 410 00:38:13,155 --> 00:38:14,899 Sorry. 411 00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:19,532 Who used my phone? I took the previous number - 412 00:38:19,704 --> 00:38:24,079 and it was wrong. It costs 2.99 bucks per minute! 413 00:38:29,253 --> 00:38:33,714 Send the caballeros to Van Nuys to kill the pool boy. 414 00:38:33,883 --> 00:38:39,257 My ancestors didn't come here to white people clean the pools themselves. 415 00:38:40,472 --> 00:38:42,928 He must die. 416 00:38:48,647 --> 00:38:51,269 THE HOME OF BANDO YH� IN THE MIDDLE OF Y�T� 417 00:38:55,154 --> 00:38:57,109 Latin... 418 00:39:04,327 --> 00:39:08,906 Exactly! Grind that pack properly! 419 00:39:09,082 --> 00:39:11,122 I will, Betsy Ross. 420 00:39:11,293 --> 00:39:14,828 I didn't sew this flag Because of Mexico! 421 00:39:15,005 --> 00:39:17,211 Right. 422 00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:41,320 Now it's ready. 423 00:39:41,488 --> 00:39:44,488 BANDO'S GERMAN REVIVES I also clean pools 424 00:39:44,657 --> 00:39:47,326 This one's for you, Jimmy. 425 00:39:47,493 --> 00:39:50,199 Dead bastard too. 426 00:40:03,549 --> 00:40:07,381 Good morning, ma'am. Sal Bando, pool cleaner. 427 00:40:07,553 --> 00:40:09,630 POOL CLEANERS AND GERMAN REVIVES 428 00:40:09,806 --> 00:40:11,964 Who is this? - He's Sam. 429 00:40:12,141 --> 00:40:15,973 Nice to meet you, yl�vitonen. Thanks. 430 00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:18,723 Thanks. 431 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:23,148 Be good, um. 432 00:40:35,706 --> 00:40:39,916 Day. I would like to treat your pool cleaning - 433 00:40:40,084 --> 00:40:42,919 without Mexicans. 434 00:40:43,087 --> 00:40:47,713 Aren't the Mexicans coming? - Not in my time. 435 00:40:47,883 --> 00:40:50,090 Got caught. 436 00:41:04,691 --> 00:41:09,898 Band! I made you some lemon juice and rhubarb pie. 437 00:41:11,655 --> 00:41:16,650 No thanks, maybe later. I have a lot of aunties. 438 00:41:25,502 --> 00:41:30,044 In the original scene Bando continues to clean. 439 00:41:30,214 --> 00:41:32,421 It's not a sex metaphor. 440 00:41:32,592 --> 00:41:38,215 He doesn't want to go in, because he mourns with his family. 441 00:41:38,389 --> 00:41:41,094 Isn't it moving? 442 00:41:41,268 --> 00:41:47,055 That's who I am. I touch others and I want to be touched. 443 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:52,019 Because part one was almost completely destroyed - 444 00:41:52,194 --> 00:41:55,396 the film company would release a sequel - 445 00:41:55,572 --> 00:41:59,320 only if I added to it nude scenes. 446 00:41:59,492 --> 00:42:02,861 I showed them this deleted scene. 447 00:42:03,037 --> 00:42:06,038 Down, Fontaine. You can die. 448 00:42:06,207 --> 00:42:09,327 Take it easy. Didn't you hear that the war is ending? 449 00:42:09,501 --> 00:42:11,494 Nixon will end it. 450 00:42:11,671 --> 00:42:15,170 I'll believe it when I see it. 451 00:42:17,842 --> 00:42:22,753 In the studio's opinion, it wasn't there makes sense. It was also inappropriate - 452 00:42:22,930 --> 00:42:26,631 start the movie with the dick on the log. 453 00:42:26,809 --> 00:42:29,726 Then I showed them this. 454 00:42:31,355 --> 00:42:33,347 Let's come! 455 00:42:36,819 --> 00:42:40,105 Who's there? - I'm from accounting. 456 00:42:45,076 --> 00:42:50,283 Band? Oh my god, I thought so you died in action in Vietnam! 457 00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:58,045 The same actor had done eight other scenes - 458 00:42:58,213 --> 00:43:02,591 but the studio insisted that I removed them - 459 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:07,837 and I replaced Bando and sex scenes with a new loved one. 460 00:43:08,015 --> 00:43:14,302 Jan agreed to the filming only in weightless state - 461 00:43:14,479 --> 00:43:16,720 so I had to do it myself. 462 00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:20,895 Saint James Street for James sex is a familiar thing. 463 00:43:21,069 --> 00:43:25,279 Likewise pornography. I just don't understand - 464 00:43:25,447 --> 00:43:30,524 how much soda is put in the miniature for going to the volcano. 465 00:43:30,702 --> 00:43:33,786 The panda climbed a tall tree. 466 00:43:33,955 --> 00:43:38,451 Let's watch the sex scenes, which were just added. 467 00:43:42,714 --> 00:43:47,709 Band! I made you some lemon juice and rhubarb pie. 468 00:43:51,014 --> 00:43:54,180 So I want sex with you, Bando. 469 00:43:54,350 --> 00:43:56,721 I know, even the fool. 470 00:43:56,893 --> 00:44:02,018 Hi, Bando. Your abs you look really hot. 471 00:44:02,190 --> 00:44:04,597 At least I can cool them down. 472 00:44:09,655 --> 00:44:14,068 Thank you, they were also afflicted with mild scurvy. 473 00:44:14,827 --> 00:44:16,487 That's it. 474 00:44:16,662 --> 00:44:19,664 I'll heal your ugly face. 475 00:44:36,847 --> 00:44:38,472 Grandpa�? 476 00:44:38,641 --> 00:44:41,761 Don't spoil it by talking. 477 00:44:41,936 --> 00:44:47,143 Of course not. I appreciate you so much, what did you do for the country. 478 00:44:47,316 --> 00:44:49,889 Thanks. 479 00:45:02,997 --> 00:45:06,081 Hello, honey. - How was your day? 480 00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:08,622 We didn't get the deal. 481 00:45:08,794 --> 00:45:14,085 I'm sorry. You� and Bob you did a lot for it. 482 00:45:14,258 --> 00:45:17,591 Two weeks of work wasted. 483 00:45:18,929 --> 00:45:21,930 Why are you making mashed potatoes with a dildo? 484 00:45:22,099 --> 00:45:28,101 I gave the whisks by accident for charity in the morning. 485 00:45:28,271 --> 00:45:31,521 Sometimes you just have to invent something. 486 00:45:58,966 --> 00:46:01,884 Hello? Who's there? 487 00:46:02,053 --> 00:46:05,920 Where's the jewelry? Your relatives were on the Titanic. 488 00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:07,888 They are available all day. 489 00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:10,383 Take what you want - 490 00:46:10,561 --> 00:46:16,894 and love me if you have to as long as you don't take my guide dog. 491 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,309 I have to. 492 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:28,029 Namely, I am also blind. 493 00:46:51,223 --> 00:46:56,015 Hi, Bando. I need for the signature package. 494 00:46:56,186 --> 00:46:58,938 Thanks. Have a good rest of the day. 495 00:47:11,409 --> 00:47:13,367 I'm really cool. 496 00:47:32,804 --> 00:47:34,796 Die, chocha! 497 00:47:34,973 --> 00:47:39,136 No! 498 00:47:39,853 --> 00:47:41,513 Mi vida loca! 499 00:47:52,030 --> 00:47:54,402 Oh hell! 500 00:47:59,162 --> 00:48:01,404 I want out of here! 501 00:48:48,334 --> 00:48:50,706 It was still a great show. 502 00:48:51,545 --> 00:48:54,213 Smell the shit, dammit! 503 00:49:10,896 --> 00:49:13,303 No, damn. 504 00:49:13,482 --> 00:49:14,941 Smell that shit. 505 00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:25,106 I don't want to die in stock photos! - Worse. 506 00:49:51,727 --> 00:49:53,600 Just a moment! 507 00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:20,033 What the hell? 508 00:50:29,595 --> 00:50:31,967 Tell me who you are. 509 00:50:32,139 --> 00:50:37,132 I'm your neighbor, Gil Highdecker. I brought you a couple of cheese wedges. 510 00:50:37,310 --> 00:50:40,975 Or just one now. I hope you like the gouda. 511 00:50:41,147 --> 00:50:44,432 I hate it. What good is this? 512 00:50:47,111 --> 00:50:51,737 About Restoring America. Min� and other residents of the region - 513 00:50:51,907 --> 00:50:57,661 as well as most of Van Nuys's porn We would like to thank you very much. 514 00:50:57,830 --> 00:51:01,874 You did the cleaning of the pool safer. 515 00:51:02,042 --> 00:51:07,664 Thank you for not playing mariachi- music from eight in the morning. 516 00:51:07,838 --> 00:51:10,958 Thank you for not sleeping shirtless on the package - 517 00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:17,503 surrounded by burrito wrappers and empty giant soda mugs. 518 00:51:17,681 --> 00:51:20,884 And thank you for that�, that when we are done - 519 00:51:21,059 --> 00:51:23,977 our wives married a white man! 520 00:51:24,145 --> 00:51:27,395 What was your name? No need for thanks. 521 00:51:27,565 --> 00:51:33,070 Like I said to all whores, which I banged in Vietnam: 522 00:51:33,238 --> 00:51:36,073 "I'm just doing my job." 523 00:51:36,241 --> 00:51:42,693 You are a true American. We heard how your family lived - 524 00:51:42,872 --> 00:51:45,742 and we would like to help you somehow. 525 00:51:45,916 --> 00:51:49,119 You're having a pool party! - It's not necessary. 526 00:51:49,294 --> 00:51:53,339 We demand it. We will come to you at three. 527 00:51:53,507 --> 00:51:57,374 To me? - Just get booze for 430 people. 528 00:51:57,552 --> 00:52:00,636 I already brought enough cheese. 529 00:52:00,805 --> 00:52:04,008 See you in 45 minutes, neighbor. 530 00:52:05,101 --> 00:52:10,226 It would be good if there were condoms. I don't use them though. 531 00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:34,747 Gouda brought My aunt from Holland. 532 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,412 Rela now and have a coke. 533 00:52:37,590 --> 00:52:41,374 You are right. This is a pool party! 534 00:52:44,430 --> 00:52:48,557 We fight with lobsters! 535 00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:56,804 Who dropped the chainsaw to the pool? - Sorry. 536 00:52:56,983 --> 00:52:59,734 It won't happen again. 537 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:06,865 Hi, Bando. I made lemon again- juice and rhubarb pie. 538 00:53:07,034 --> 00:53:13,119 Rita, I know it's juice and pie mean sex� - 539 00:53:13,332 --> 00:53:17,377 but I'm not yet recovered from the death of my family. 540 00:53:17,544 --> 00:53:21,955 OK, but when you were away from here - 541 00:53:22,130 --> 00:53:27,373 I lured your son to me with juice and pie - 542 00:53:27,553 --> 00:53:31,930 for sex. Technically he was 24 so i thought... 543 00:53:32,099 --> 00:53:35,016 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 544 00:53:35,185 --> 00:53:38,020 I'm terribly embarrassed. 545 00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:41,936 What a waste. 546 00:53:42,108 --> 00:53:45,892 Apart from that I don't do other people's things. 547 00:53:46,070 --> 00:53:48,359 Take this. 548 00:53:48,532 --> 00:53:53,951 It's from Los Angeles Le Cordon Bleu cooking school brochure. 549 00:53:54,119 --> 00:53:57,204 You seem to have gifts. 550 00:53:57,372 --> 00:54:00,991 Thank you, but can't afford it. 551 00:54:01,168 --> 00:54:05,082 I set up a nursery for my son. Just tell the p��kok - 552 00:54:05,255 --> 00:54:08,873 that you are women and he will take care of the rest. 553 00:54:09,051 --> 00:54:11,588 Thank you, Bando. 554 00:54:12,470 --> 00:54:14,926 Be good. 555 00:54:20,186 --> 00:54:23,222 This is for you, Bando! 556 00:54:31,196 --> 00:54:35,276 No! 557 00:54:59,931 --> 00:55:05,007 Whose blue Cutlass Ciera is it? 558 00:55:07,230 --> 00:55:10,645 Jesus, Bill! You killed the parking boy. 559 00:55:10,816 --> 00:55:15,858 Sorry, Gil. I thought it would liven up the party. 560 00:55:23,829 --> 00:55:27,328 Welcome to the neighborhood, pool boy 561 00:56:00,237 --> 00:56:03,572 Now you have orgies! 562 00:56:03,741 --> 00:56:08,200 When friends are not friends drinking and driving - 563 00:56:08,369 --> 00:56:12,663 friends die. Drunk driving can kill a friendship. 564 00:56:24,635 --> 00:56:28,300 I'm here. Your brother, a fool too. 565 00:56:28,472 --> 00:56:31,675 No. No. Xavier! 566 00:56:31,850 --> 00:56:34,768 He just killed Lucho in disguise. 567 00:56:34,937 --> 00:56:38,981 He celebrates the upper class with white women. 568 00:56:41,025 --> 00:56:43,646 Of course I tried to get pictures. 569 00:56:43,819 --> 00:56:47,437 I paint myself white and I sneak by. 570 00:56:47,615 --> 00:56:53,119 I know it's not necessary, but there is also gouda. 571 00:56:54,789 --> 00:56:59,497 Pool boy! 572 00:57:00,335 --> 00:57:05,377 �l� Scream and look at the sky for a long time. 573 00:57:06,383 --> 00:57:12,005 He killed a couple of my brothers and a handful of cousins. 574 00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:14,635 I want to take care of them myself. 575 00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:20,845 Sit down, Caesar. That's exactly what he's hoping for, that you leave him behind. 576 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:24,604 I live in that neighborhood. He is loved. 577 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:27,775 You'll never catch him. 578 00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:30,436 What should be done? - Let's wait. 579 00:57:30,614 --> 00:57:33,650 And shit! - Who do you think you are? 580 00:57:33,826 --> 00:57:36,992 i'm mexican who doesn't care about it�. 581 00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:39,534 I suck at enchiladas and horchata. 582 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:44,663 I swam to the ground without previous swimming training. 583 00:57:44,835 --> 00:57:48,500 I'm learning English reading "Penthouse" columns. 584 00:57:48,672 --> 00:57:53,381 Thanks to me you can buy roses for your loved one - 585 00:57:53,552 --> 00:57:58,095 on dates and in bars to express feelings. 586 00:57:58,265 --> 00:58:01,965 Did you come up with it? It's really annoying. 587 00:58:02,144 --> 00:58:08,146 If you buy a rose, you are a mint. If you don't buy, the girl likes it. 588 00:58:08,316 --> 00:58:12,610 One way or another, you can't get a woman that night. 589 00:58:13,697 --> 00:58:15,190 What should be done? 590 00:58:15,364 --> 00:58:20,524 Let's call the police anonymously of the disappearance of the Mexicans. 591 00:58:20,702 --> 00:58:25,031 Let's say we saw them last time at the pool boy's place. 592 00:58:25,207 --> 00:58:28,907 He's smart and gets rid of the body. 593 00:58:29,085 --> 00:58:30,283 Look, boss! 594 00:58:30,461 --> 00:58:34,293 I'm under the old bridge in Los Angeles. 595 00:58:34,465 --> 00:58:38,509 According to the tip we received a man was seen bringing - 596 00:58:38,677 --> 00:58:44,550 The bodies of 30 to 40 Mexicans with the pool cleaning company's car. 597 00:58:44,725 --> 00:58:50,844 The man is Caucasian, 189 centimeters tall and weighs 92 kilograms. 598 00:58:51,022 --> 00:58:56,016 He is very muscular, can make love for 18 hours - 599 00:58:56,194 --> 00:59:00,903 and he recognizes the 16th century Italian art trends. 600 00:59:01,074 --> 00:59:06,945 Photographer for "National Geographic". managed to get these pictures. 601 00:59:07,121 --> 00:59:12,328 If you don't see these men, let me know to him my address and number - 602 00:59:12,501 --> 00:59:16,333 please wait 18 hours and then call the police. 603 00:59:16,505 --> 00:59:19,589 Coroner identify the bodies. 604 00:59:19,758 --> 00:59:24,964 Residents of the area must be ignoring the smell of Del Taco. 605 00:59:25,138 --> 00:59:29,882 Now the pool boy has to come to us. Ha, ha. 606 00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:39,478 Laugh, laugh, laugh. - Why would he come to us? 607 00:59:39,651 --> 00:59:43,779 Because the cops are now moving in the area - 608 00:59:43,947 --> 00:59:48,027 he has to get dressed put on a disguise and look for us. 609 00:59:48,201 --> 00:59:50,075 How do you know all that? 610 00:59:50,245 --> 00:59:54,456 I... just... know. 611 00:59:54,624 --> 00:59:57,374 Let's laugh again. 612 01:00:01,796 --> 01:00:04,086 Laugh, laugh, laugh. 613 01:00:05,758 --> 01:00:08,380 You lied to me, Bando. 614 01:00:08,554 --> 01:00:13,298 You said no Mexican blood flows because of your dead family. 615 01:00:13,474 --> 01:00:16,974 I don't even know what you're talking about. - Don't you? 616 01:00:17,144 --> 01:00:20,146 All four channels are talking about it. 617 01:00:20,315 --> 01:00:24,395 All right on the streets? It's not, because these residents - 618 01:00:24,569 --> 01:00:28,567 thought they were buying accessories for German rifles - 619 01:00:28,740 --> 01:00:31,408 from the murderer who lives next door. 620 01:00:31,575 --> 01:00:33,732 I want a ticket��, I don't die. 621 01:00:33,910 --> 01:00:38,323 I wouldn't buy a ticket with such a pool boy. 622 01:00:38,498 --> 01:00:41,415 Who wants to see jormi? 623 01:00:44,546 --> 01:00:46,337 Look at that. 624 01:00:46,505 --> 01:00:50,337 The pool boy is a true American hero. 625 01:00:50,509 --> 01:00:55,088 Like Eli Whitney, Martha Plimpton or Tommy Bahama. 626 01:00:55,890 --> 01:01:00,931 Illegal immigrants they don't come here in spaceships. 627 01:01:01,103 --> 01:01:04,222 They committed illegalities on his planet - 628 01:01:04,397 --> 01:01:10,815 and their ships were taken. I once knew a man named... 629 01:01:10,987 --> 01:01:13,904 Min�, James Mason Carver - 630 01:01:14,073 --> 01:01:21,119 and the police department we don't rest before like the pool boy is behind bars. 631 01:01:21,288 --> 01:01:26,365 He is not allowed to walk around killing Mexicans. 632 01:01:26,543 --> 01:01:28,500 Hit and sank. 633 01:01:28,670 --> 01:01:31,506 No more questions. 634 01:01:31,674 --> 01:01:34,758 It was the mayor. The mayor of Helkkar! 635 01:01:34,927 --> 01:01:38,923 If only it were Ronald McDonald - 636 01:01:39,096 --> 01:01:42,216 because now I would like a hamburger. 637 01:01:45,894 --> 01:01:47,472 Now! 638 01:01:50,524 --> 01:01:54,474 Another throw like that and you lose your life. 639 01:01:54,653 --> 01:01:59,648 Dramatic scenes were filmed last week and was included. 640 01:01:59,824 --> 01:02:03,987 Original scenes stole the photographer - 641 01:02:04,161 --> 01:02:06,451 who tried to buy them stuff. 642 01:02:06,623 --> 01:02:09,539 We make a long day, so no wonder. 643 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:13,290 And in my acting course last week - 644 01:02:13,462 --> 01:02:16,877 the teacher gave scenes From "The Birdcage" - 645 01:02:17,048 --> 01:02:21,675 and "Ladykillersist�", so I knew what I was doing. 646 01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:31,977 I guess I hit it. 647 01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:34,768 The mayor gives no choice. 648 01:02:34,941 --> 01:02:38,274 He wants two scouts in front of your house - 649 01:02:38,444 --> 01:02:42,690 and you are followed, until the bodies are identified. 650 01:02:42,864 --> 01:02:45,651 But knowing you and that hand puppet - 651 01:02:45,825 --> 01:02:48,530 which does not connect you to bodies. 652 01:02:48,703 --> 01:02:52,368 I don't associate myself with bodies. 653 01:02:52,540 --> 01:02:56,372 At the same time I moved for this easy hairstyle. 654 01:02:56,544 --> 01:03:00,541 What do I do? For "National Geographic" pictures? 655 01:03:00,714 --> 01:03:05,341 I put in my report, that you worked in them as a model. 656 01:03:06,304 --> 01:03:09,838 If you're looking for a date, he is here every day. 657 01:03:11,975 --> 01:03:16,683 It was a wrong picture. It's him probably there every day too. 658 01:03:18,690 --> 01:03:20,314 Look at this. 659 01:03:20,483 --> 01:03:22,392 RUSSIAN BATH 660 01:03:22,568 --> 01:03:26,518 I like this place. No need to wear a swimsuit. 661 01:03:26,697 --> 01:03:28,903 Who is that guy? - Caesar. 662 01:03:29,074 --> 01:03:32,858 Like that salad? - Like that sauce. 663 01:03:33,037 --> 01:03:37,745 Why a Russian bath? Mexicans hate showers. 664 01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:42,246 The thing is a little bigger. The Russians are involved in it. 665 01:03:44,256 --> 01:03:46,828 Why? - We live in a cold war. 666 01:03:47,008 --> 01:03:52,594 They want Mexicans taking all jobs in the USA. 667 01:03:52,763 --> 01:03:55,336 Damn it... 668 01:03:58,476 --> 01:04:01,763 Now you know why the film was not wanted. 669 01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:04,560 God Bless Michael Moore. 670 01:04:04,733 --> 01:04:08,018 Think how it would be embarrassing for the USA - 671 01:04:08,194 --> 01:04:13,437 if a 10-year-old revealed the country the biggest political secret? 672 01:04:13,617 --> 01:04:18,325 Oh, you can do it? That's why we have a recession now. 673 01:04:18,496 --> 01:04:24,331 That's why banks fail and in Russia are better astronauts than us. 674 01:04:24,501 --> 01:04:27,704 The authorities knew that I am behind - 675 01:04:27,879 --> 01:04:31,711 when i made the movie they didn't do anything. 676 01:04:31,883 --> 01:04:37,803 They knew that the Russians and the union of Mexico would be the end of us. 677 01:04:37,973 --> 01:04:44,010 When we drink vodka or eat taco, communism wins. 678 01:04:44,187 --> 01:04:47,638 You were long gone so I'll be straight now. 679 01:04:47,815 --> 01:04:52,311 The Russians help Mexicans to that country. 680 01:04:52,486 --> 01:04:56,150 Next to the pool is a topless turned off girl. 681 01:04:56,322 --> 01:05:00,735 Why are you telling me that? - Can we take a couple of pictures? 682 01:05:00,910 --> 01:05:02,618 Senses then. 683 01:05:02,787 --> 01:05:06,487 My girlfriend is in a photography studio. I'm sure... 684 01:05:06,665 --> 01:05:10,200 Enjoy it! - Let's take one picture with the pratk. 685 01:05:10,377 --> 01:05:14,505 My friend at the CIA wanted, to show this. 686 01:05:25,101 --> 01:05:28,385 Why did you get from the CIA pictures of cute children? 687 01:05:28,561 --> 01:05:31,681 The satellite picked them up Above Russia. 688 01:05:31,856 --> 01:05:36,767 Gary Newman, Russian the scientist who built Sputnik - 689 01:05:36,944 --> 01:05:41,072 stated that� if a Mexican has a child in the USA - 690 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:44,360 he will become American citizen. 691 01:05:44,535 --> 01:05:48,996 All become citizens, because they don't use condoms! 692 01:05:54,210 --> 01:05:57,661 Lines? - "Exactly, but that's what the law says." 693 01:05:57,839 --> 01:06:00,875 Right, but that's what the law says. 694 01:06:01,050 --> 01:06:04,335 The Russians are pissing us off. 695 01:06:04,512 --> 01:06:08,379 Not in my time. My watch is not waterproof. 696 01:06:08,557 --> 01:06:13,135 I will end Mexico and Russia. 697 01:06:19,317 --> 01:06:22,318 Excuse me, sir - 698 01:06:24,573 --> 01:06:27,063 because I am going to sin. 699 01:06:27,242 --> 01:06:32,153 I don't know what to do since I've been to Vietnam - 700 01:06:32,330 --> 01:06:35,496 so I'm not completely in my mind. 701 01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:38,156 Physically - 702 01:06:38,334 --> 01:06:42,795 I'm in great shape as seen in this montage - 703 01:06:42,964 --> 01:06:49,216 where I practice killing moves� Accompanied by a saxophone. 704 01:06:50,805 --> 01:06:55,182 Mentally, I'm in the yard like a snowman. 705 01:06:56,769 --> 01:07:00,138 Give me strength, Lord. Courage. 706 01:07:00,315 --> 01:07:04,358 And a sleeveless T-shirt, which highlights my features - 707 01:07:04,526 --> 01:07:09,686 so that I don't scare the Russians and the mexicans i'm going to kill - 708 01:07:09,864 --> 01:07:12,437 in the spa. 709 01:07:12,616 --> 01:07:15,190 �l�k� give I look gay. 710 01:07:15,370 --> 01:07:21,953 I'm a killer who never is did something homoerotic. 711 01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:30,922 Thank you, sir. 712 01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:35,305 If I don't make it, see you soon 713 01:07:47,024 --> 01:07:52,610 Don't forget Vietnam and that I'm completely confused. 714 01:07:52,779 --> 01:07:57,073 That's why I have to do something like this. 715 01:07:57,242 --> 01:08:00,326 Vietnam made me a racist. 716 01:08:00,495 --> 01:08:03,745 I'm just saying. Vietnam causes it. 717 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:08,453 Hard tears, Jesus. 718 01:08:08,628 --> 01:08:11,333 Hard tears. 719 01:08:18,345 --> 01:08:22,129 Your son is terrible at baseball! 720 01:08:23,225 --> 01:08:27,223 Baseball, baseball... 721 01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:38,983 alarm, something is happening now. 722 01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:41,398 What the hell? 723 01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:44,402 Stop! 724 01:08:44,578 --> 01:08:46,487 �l� shoot! 725 01:08:46,663 --> 01:08:50,875 "Timmy the Clown, the only sleazy clown in town." 726 01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:57,792 Rappi, it's a rap clown. There must have been a typo. 727 01:08:59,425 --> 01:09:01,751 You have to fix it. 728 01:09:01,928 --> 01:09:06,673 Why did you take away a grown man with no children? 729 01:09:06,850 --> 01:09:09,850 We were mountain climbing. 730 01:09:10,603 --> 01:09:13,520 It means sex. 731 01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:24,523 We do it too mountain climbing� often. 732 01:09:26,576 --> 01:09:29,493 Maybe we can do it together sometime. 733 01:09:30,538 --> 01:09:34,866 What's wrong, call me. The number is on the side of the car. 734 01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:37,331 Alright. 735 01:09:37,503 --> 01:09:40,457 Do you want to hear rap? 736 01:09:40,631 --> 01:09:42,837 Why not here. - Great. 737 01:09:44,593 --> 01:09:49,469 I'm Timmy and I'm the best who wants to be anal�? 738 01:09:56,562 --> 01:09:59,432 555-2424, extension 69. 739 01:09:59,606 --> 01:10:02,939 I already wrote it down. - A really wonderful guy. 740 01:10:03,109 --> 01:10:07,356 It is. - I'm going mountain climbing. 741 01:10:35,724 --> 01:10:38,475 It's dead here. 742 01:10:38,643 --> 01:10:42,806 What do you think? Is it too early to call timmy? 743 01:10:42,980 --> 01:10:47,025 We just met them. - No, ask them to lunch. 744 01:10:47,193 --> 01:10:49,316 I'm being cursed. 745 01:10:50,154 --> 01:10:54,151 Good idea. I turn on the speaker. 746 01:10:56,577 --> 01:11:00,621 You played Salvatore Bando to German raves - 747 01:11:00,789 --> 01:11:03,244 and I also clean swimming pools. 748 01:11:03,416 --> 01:11:06,167 If the rakes are in the hall, select 1. 749 01:11:06,335 --> 01:11:09,041 If they are stuck, select 2. 750 01:11:09,214 --> 01:11:14,836 If the pool is dirty, select 62, D for David, E for Ecuador - 751 01:11:15,010 --> 01:11:19,008 1399-472-3187. 752 01:11:19,181 --> 01:11:21,340 That bastard! 753 01:11:23,769 --> 01:11:29,308 Auto 72 calls the center. Long time eyeing a pink van - 754 01:11:29,482 --> 01:11:34,689 which is painted on the side Image of Timmy the clown. 755 01:11:34,862 --> 01:11:39,488 Listen to me. If he says a longtime mountain climber - 756 01:11:39,658 --> 01:11:42,695 it's a plot. He doesn't want sex with you. 757 01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:44,993 He's lying! 758 01:11:45,163 --> 01:11:51,000 The clown is a murderer dubious pool boy! 759 01:12:28,955 --> 01:12:30,912 That's all. 760 01:13:07,658 --> 01:13:09,650 Now let's dance. 761 01:13:09,827 --> 01:13:13,954 Alright. Hector, show him how we dance 762 01:13:18,793 --> 01:13:20,702 Satan! 763 01:13:20,878 --> 01:13:24,163 Damn it! 764 01:13:24,339 --> 01:13:29,417 It was real. Call an ambulance! 765 01:13:31,097 --> 01:13:33,634 I was really shot. 766 01:13:37,060 --> 01:13:39,219 Thanks, Peters. 767 01:13:41,064 --> 01:13:43,556 Damn, it's hot! 768 01:13:44,358 --> 01:13:46,066 Sorry. 769 01:13:46,235 --> 01:13:52,771 Out of my 109 films, that's the only one the scene, what� katun. oh god... 770 01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:57,201 That's not Jesus but our weapons expert. 771 01:13:57,371 --> 01:14:01,119 He has an acquaintance who taught me how to make jewelry. 772 01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:04,992 He wanted to go to the movies, so I hired him. 773 01:14:05,170 --> 01:14:10,757 He had no experience with weapons and he took a loaded gun with him. 774 01:14:10,926 --> 01:14:14,626 When Hector shot Jan, he died. 775 01:14:16,222 --> 01:14:20,598 THE END OF AN ERA 776 01:14:20,767 --> 01:14:25,394 THE FALLEN HERO 777 01:14:37,450 --> 01:14:43,535 GOODBYE, DEAR PRINCE Action hero died 778 01:14:51,045 --> 01:14:53,453 Because I'm a professional - 779 01:14:53,632 --> 01:14:57,795 I asked Jan's substitute experience in the field. 780 01:14:57,969 --> 01:15:02,097 "Not at all." That's when I knew that the film will be completed. 781 01:15:03,975 --> 01:15:07,723 DOUG NOONAN FORMER VISITANT 782 01:15:08,771 --> 01:15:13,979 If only I could blow on it more drink. That would be awesome. 783 01:15:14,152 --> 01:15:19,192 When Saint James asked me to a movie - 784 01:15:19,364 --> 01:15:24,571 After Jan died, I was excited. It started straight away. 785 01:15:24,744 --> 01:15:27,234 But I was a little nervous. 786 01:15:27,413 --> 01:15:33,368 Not because of Jan's death, fuck him. I went to the movie. 787 01:15:33,544 --> 01:15:36,830 I didn't belong to the actors' union - 788 01:15:37,006 --> 01:15:40,505 so I have there could be no replicas�. 789 01:15:40,676 --> 01:15:44,259 Saint James pulled me aside and said: 790 01:15:44,430 --> 01:15:48,807 "I�ll take care of your lines later. What do you say about that?" 791 01:15:48,976 --> 01:15:52,925 Of course I was satisfied. He belonged to the union. 792 01:15:53,105 --> 01:15:56,520 I thought that when the movie premieres - 793 01:15:56,691 --> 01:16:02,395 I get women and good friends, I'm going to the red carpet. 794 01:16:02,571 --> 01:16:04,896 I would rule the world. 795 01:16:05,074 --> 01:16:09,617 20 years later I don't belong to the union yet. 796 01:16:10,620 --> 01:16:15,578 Grandpa a miserable tenement in Fairfax. 797 01:16:16,418 --> 01:16:20,462 There is one apartment available. 798 01:16:20,630 --> 01:16:23,833 If interested, I can present it. 799 01:16:25,218 --> 01:16:27,625 I live in Hollywood... 800 01:17:02,044 --> 01:17:03,537 Now let's dance. 801 01:17:03,712 --> 01:17:07,080 Hector, show him how we dance 802 01:17:24,315 --> 01:17:26,640 Impressed now. 803 01:17:27,985 --> 01:17:32,528 You've been a pool boy before. - So am I. 804 01:17:33,740 --> 01:17:36,313 But it's been a long time. 805 01:17:36,493 --> 01:17:39,659 It's been a long time! 806 01:17:41,789 --> 01:17:46,415 It's time for you to escape to the border. 807 01:17:46,585 --> 01:17:49,705 Chinga tu madre! 808 01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:19,688 Viva Mexico! 809 01:18:20,742 --> 01:18:23,946 This is how Caesar falls. 810 01:18:25,789 --> 01:18:31,128 Tap, tap, tap. Well done, pool boy. 811 01:18:31,294 --> 01:18:33,333 Who the hell are you? 812 01:18:33,504 --> 01:18:39,045 Russian scientist Gary Newman, Crazy Face Gary. 813 01:18:39,219 --> 01:18:43,085 As can be seen, my face is completely frozen. 814 01:18:43,263 --> 01:18:47,391 It just happened when i tried to have an orgasm - 815 01:18:47,559 --> 01:18:50,809 with his wife Karen. 816 01:18:50,979 --> 01:18:56,021 I came here 10 years ago on a secret spy mission. 817 01:18:56,192 --> 01:19:00,818 I wanted cheap sex with american girl - 818 01:19:00,988 --> 01:19:04,772 so I answered the newspaper ad. 819 01:19:04,950 --> 01:19:10,704 Everything went well. Russian I like the missionary position. 820 01:19:10,873 --> 01:19:15,251 Just as I was coming, the phone rings. 821 01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:18,708 It could be my husband. 822 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:23,044 Let it go to voicemail. - No way. He is in Vietnam. 823 01:19:23,218 --> 01:19:28,211 Why is he in Vietnam? The US cannot win that war. 824 01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:32,303 He used to be a pool boy - 825 01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:37,767 This time in Los, but he saw really bad things. 826 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:40,395 It stirred his stomach. 827 01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:45,313 He comes back here as a pool boy, if the war ever ends. 828 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:50,150 I have to answer. - No, wait... 829 01:19:50,326 --> 01:19:52,947 Wait a little... 830 01:19:53,913 --> 01:19:56,284 Enjoy it! 831 01:19:59,210 --> 01:20:02,875 Hello? Bando, is that you? 832 01:20:05,841 --> 01:20:09,791 You are calling from there for the first time. 833 01:20:09,970 --> 01:20:12,591 Should you kill someone? I'm waiting. 834 01:20:12,764 --> 01:20:16,548 Because of your call I became like this - 835 01:20:16,726 --> 01:20:21,472 and I use a speech synthesizer like Stephen Hawking. 836 01:20:21,648 --> 01:20:27,850 That's why I gave the Mexicans take over the pool cleaning business - 837 01:20:28,028 --> 01:20:32,606 because I knew they would lead you straight to me. 838 01:20:32,782 --> 01:20:35,190 Prepare to die. 839 01:20:49,257 --> 01:20:51,498 Oh my god! 840 01:20:56,930 --> 01:21:00,346 I'm happy about that� that I will kill you at last. 841 01:21:00,517 --> 01:21:07,183 My expression matches my feelings at this moment. Goodbye, pool boy. 842 01:21:07,356 --> 01:21:13,312 Then the representative of the actors' union came to hold Doug. 843 01:21:16,073 --> 01:21:20,735 So that I could show the right ending - 844 01:21:20,912 --> 01:21:24,956 had to take the only actor, who could do it. 845 01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:29,744 I can't beat you. 846 01:21:29,919 --> 01:21:33,787 You can't. I'm doing this for Karen. 847 01:21:39,094 --> 01:21:40,637 Jimmy! 848 01:21:49,188 --> 01:21:51,857 I'm stuck. 849 01:21:55,485 --> 01:21:58,402 Pretty embarrassing. - It is. 850 01:22:04,660 --> 01:22:07,993 Moncrief, that shit too. 851 01:22:13,210 --> 01:22:15,202 I'm dead. 852 01:22:15,379 --> 01:22:18,047 Hello, pool boy. 853 01:22:20,050 --> 01:22:21,248 What the hell? 854 01:22:21,427 --> 01:22:26,847 I'm Sidney from the Milwaukee Bucks Moncrief. I think you need help. 855 01:22:28,558 --> 01:22:30,930 Why would you help me? 856 01:22:31,102 --> 01:22:36,475 I married your wife too when you were in Vietnam. 857 01:22:36,649 --> 01:22:41,476 As a token of my gratitude and from my respect - 858 01:22:41,653 --> 01:22:44,820 I want to hand you - 859 01:22:44,990 --> 01:22:51,657 a copy of this training shirt, which has not been approved by the NBA - 860 01:22:51,830 --> 01:22:55,281 with no logos - 861 01:22:55,458 --> 01:22:59,835 which could be combined�� to the National Basketball Association. 862 01:23:00,004 --> 01:23:02,459 Thanks Crief. 863 01:23:02,632 --> 01:23:05,751 19 is my lucky number. 864 01:23:05,926 --> 01:23:11,798 I will go to you now and I hold orgies by the swimming pool. 865 01:23:12,641 --> 01:23:15,926 Sounds good. 866 01:23:19,856 --> 01:23:26,772 END RACISM 867 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:39,070 Gouda brought My aunt from Holland. 868 01:23:39,249 --> 01:23:41,917 Rela now and have a coke. 869 01:23:42,084 --> 01:23:45,619 You are right. This is a pool party! 870 01:23:48,882 --> 01:23:52,880 We fight with lobsters! 871 01:23:58,308 --> 01:24:03,433 Bando, you couldn't hold even sometimes time off to enjoy life? 872 01:24:04,647 --> 01:24:07,851 You deported the Mexicans from the city - 873 01:24:08,027 --> 01:24:11,941 you defeated the Russian Sputnik's top scientist - 874 01:24:12,114 --> 01:24:15,813 and you gave a study scholarship to the neighbor's whore. 875 01:24:15,992 --> 01:24:18,909 Take it easy, Bando. Pull less cook - 876 01:24:19,078 --> 01:24:22,778 and let's watch when Sidney Moncrief married my wife. 877 01:24:22,956 --> 01:24:27,618 I can't. You never know, who plans evil. 878 01:24:27,795 --> 01:24:30,831 Who? 879 01:24:31,006 --> 01:24:32,963 Carl? 880 01:24:35,093 --> 01:24:39,043 Message to Carl! To Carl, damn it! 881 01:24:39,222 --> 01:24:46,055 If you don't tell me who he is, I'll kill you you. I came all the way from Koreatown. 882 01:24:48,563 --> 01:24:51,897 What exactly is "Koreatown"? 883 01:24:53,485 --> 01:24:55,561 You must be new here. 884 01:24:55,737 --> 01:25:00,482 It's a whole neighborhood, which is in our possession. 885 01:25:07,499 --> 01:25:10,535 Not in my time. 886 01:25:17,591 --> 01:25:22,929 Tough movie. You must be thinking, why Jan Van Hammer was there. 887 01:25:23,096 --> 01:25:27,592 He pretended to be dead initiation of paternity rights. 888 01:25:27,766 --> 01:25:31,267 When the child wasn't his, he returned immediately. 889 01:25:31,438 --> 01:25:36,063 That's what Jan Van Hammer is. Full of style, not gay. 890 01:25:37,193 --> 01:25:41,771 Perfect cheese cubes? - No thanks, Peters. 891 01:25:41,947 --> 01:25:45,197 That was my last line. - True. 892 01:25:45,367 --> 01:25:49,863 In 1990 this movie would have ended racism - 893 01:25:50,039 --> 01:25:52,612 promoted boundaries and safe sex� - 894 01:25:52,791 --> 01:25:59,244 and Sidney Moncrief would have passed To the Dream Team in 1992. 895 01:26:04,051 --> 01:26:08,594 Remember "Allaspoika III: Gary's Last Shot". 896 01:26:08,764 --> 01:26:13,141 It should come in 2014, if the censor doesn't... 897 01:26:14,687 --> 01:26:16,928 The end. 898 01:26:17,105 --> 01:26:19,311 Or is it so? 899 01:26:22,486 --> 01:26:28,317 SubLand.info